The latest and greatest invention to reach the Amazon shelves is the glow in the dark pussy snorkel. And no, this is not a snorkel for your cat, it is in fact designed to allow a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, pool or bathtub.
All you need to do is simply insert the breathing device into your nostrils, and then dive on down!
One customer left a review on Amazon of the Pussy Snorkel and it's safe to say that they didn't quite get the memo as they brought it for their cat Mr. Razzels. Let's just say Mr. Razzels was not impressed. Poor Mr. Razzels. So let me repeat this once again this is not for cats.
If this tickles your fancy just be sure you don't whip it out after knowing her for only a couple of weeks or even months... the pussy snorkel is definitely something that needs to be eased into!