Now first things first, we would just like to address that Adulttoymegastore does not, in any way, shape or form, condone or encourage movie-goers to take sex toys into movie screenings - you'll probably get arrested.
However, in case a "friend" asks which sex toys are the most suitable for sneaking into cinemas, here is a list of toys which are small, quiet and discreet!
If you want the most pleasure possible from your screening experience, the R6 by OVO is just what you're looking for as its ultra-powerful yet whisper quiet.
Fully insert the R6 before entering the cinema and use the remote control to choose levels of intensity, enjoy the movie at your own pace.
Be warned though, if you turn the vibrator off it won't be able to turn on again until you reinsert it, if you're going for the R6 make sure you commit to the full movie experience.
However, if you want full control including turning the vibrator off and on at any time, the We-Vibe Sync is the way to go. Unlike the R6 the We-Vibe stimulates both the clitoris and the G spot making it the ultimate hands-off pleasure machine.
With long distance remote control capability, if you can't convince your partner to come with you to the cinema (or control it from home!), you can still receive pleasure at their finger-tips without them even touching you.
Going into the third instalment of the Fifty Shades series prepared is important, that's why this official Fifty Shades Darker Jiggle Butt Plug is a must-have for any adventurous movie-goer.
Designed for out-of-bed activities, this little jigger will add pleasure and excitement to each little movement you make as you watch the excitement play out on screen. Insert it before the movie and wear it for hours - no one will know!
If you want to take discreet cinema butt plug play to the next level, this Rechargeable Rimming Plug by B-Vibe is the ultimate vibrating butt plug that's sure to provide satisfaction compared to other butt plugs.
Simply hold the remote and wait for those intimate scenes to provide pleasure at your own accord or hand the remote to a partner for increased cheekiness...
On the surface it may just look like an ordinary lipstick, but there's much more to this little product. The Vibrating Lipstick by Screaming O is a super-powered mini vibrator in disguise.
If you find yourself wanting to get amongst the action on screen, simply pull this out of your bag of cosmetics and no one will ever know. Keeping a secret at the movies never felt so good...
However, if you're looking for something a little classier, this Vesper Vibrating Necklace by Crave takes discreetness to the next level in the form of classy jewellery.
Walking into the cinema with this thing on, no one would ever question the truth behind this gorgeous necklace which is actually a whisper-quiet and powerful clitoral vibrator!
These Luxurious black Ben-Wa balls are perfect for vaginal stimulation and not to mention exercise use. Ana even wore them to an event in the second Fifty Shades movie.
Building muscle control and training for stronger orgasms all while watching your favourite movie sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Just make sure to run them under some warm water to heat them up before you pop them in and walk into the theatre.
However, if you like your beads with a side of vibration, these Lelo Hula Beads are the world's first remote-controlled pleasure beads with the ability to rotate and vibrate at the same time.
Just wear the beads discreetly inside so the top bead rotates against the G-spot while the lower bead delivers powerful vibrations that are controlled by the remote!
As we've already mentioned, we don't encourage you to take sex toys into the cinema, but if you've already made up your mind then you might as well take one of the best ones we have to offer. The items in this list will give you the best odds of not getting caught!